THE TALES OF JO AND JOO'S DRUNKEN DELIGHTS

Joo’s wine rack was legendary in these parts, a testament to his refined palate. Jo, on the other hand, preferred straight liquor. Their differences often became fodder for friendly wager at their favorite watering hole, the Rusty Mug. One night, after a particularly rowdy game of darts, Joo declared he could outpace Jo's tolerance, and thatâ€